Good time.
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****December 14, 2010 Introduction******
December 14, 2010
Tuesday
I have been really thinking about
this lately.
Why don’t I write a real blog in
my computer?
Other than me having this amazing
and uber light netbook, and add the fact that I am a frustrated columnist and a
writer. Why wouldn’t I?
I am no Carrie Bradshaw mind you,
with the groundbreaking thought about sex and men.
And certainly I am not
Jessica Zafra with the hard lining high faluting word s wantonly used n
my composition of which I am seriously thriving at.
Because to start with my friends;
I am a Guy.
Not a metrosexual guy , but a
bisexual guy.
And no I am not conspicuous
because the known times I had sex where:
First: Experimental. She said that
I am acting most of the time like a real scientist in life well; guess again
maybe she is right on right about this one.
Unfortunately my first was a closet gay guy.
Second: I was drunk and horny. I
know it started like a douche start but we ended up as a couple. Then got into
a fight then finally broken up. This
time, doing it with a discreet gay guy.
Third and last time: I was drunk,
the other person is drunk and then we accidentally kissed and did it on the
spot. This one is maybe gay as well and I stole his virginity. I don’t know
maybe he was a bi too but he got sick (not because of STD, but because of some
unknown reasons) and have to be treated in Europe (his place) since he’s
sickness is about him being western in an eastern side of the world. And yes he is also a he.
Now thinking of it, I just have
experiences with guys. Even though they’re effeminate, they are still guys.
The first kiss I had with a girl
is because of a wager and sly temptress didn’t even bother to feign subtlety
and I was the one who was a bright x-ray bulb./
Great!
I know. I maybe gay but I am
aroused when there is a beautiful woman at my side and especially if that lady
has a fucking good legs and air of certainty.
And Yes, I am have the power to
bend Guys and taken women to my submission without even knowing all the time. I
hate it and I don’t want to use it like my namesake but it happened. Shoot me
if I am wrong.
So the next thing is, when am I a
going to be laid by real woman?
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